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| Apple, think differently, but similar to us. |
For many years scientists have been arguing over whether or
not true artificial intelligence (AI) can be achieved. The ultimate way to
determine whether or not someone has completed this task is through what is
called a Turing Test. This test involves a human operator conversing with a
machine, and if they cannot tell whether or not the machine is indeed
artificial, then it passes. A shocking leak today has revealed that Apple was
conducting one of these tests right under the eyes of the American public. Apple CEO Tim Cook took the stage to address
the leak earlier today.
“It’s with a heavy heart that I say we have not achieved the
milestone we were hoping for. While we have created a very lifelike, thinking
machine, we fell short of our lofty goals. In the end, it just wasn’t human.” Tim
Cook then proceeded to sweep aside a black curtain, and revealed presidential
candidate Hilary Clinton, or the AppleHC for short.
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| How did we miss it? |
Clinton has been dropping steadily in the polls ever since
her opponent Bernie Sanders announced his intention to run. Her campaign has
been criticized as cold and even robotic, which now makes all the more sense. “While
the Apple HC may have failed the Turing Test, we have found that it makes for a
great political advisor, and will still be bringing it to market at the end of
the year.”
Other tech companies have been quick to criticize Apple’s
big reveal with Amazon’s Jeff Bezos calling it “nothing more than a C-ticket
Disneyland attraction.” Apple has also announced that they will be releasing a
scaled down Apple HC-C (Hilary Clinton Cheap) model, which will launch with
less foreign policy integration, but still contain the basic features.
