Saturday, January 23, 2016

The Academy May be Reforming, but There's Another Issue...

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January 22, 2016 There has been a lot of debate and protest surrounding the 2016 Oscars, with calls for the award show to be boycotted ...
Sunday, January 10, 2016

Viking Field Goal Hampered by Divine Intervention

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January 11 th 2016 For many Minnesota fans, Sunday’s game was a disappointment, as their playoff hopes died with an ill-fated field go...
Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Top 5 Star Wars SPOILERS!!!!

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Alright, there’s no other way to go about this, Star Wars: The Force Awakens will be available for the public tonight. Fortunately, The...
Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Large Snowfall Brings Threat of Immigration

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December 9, 2015 MOUNT RAINIER NATIONAL PARK, WASHINGTON Over the past week, intense weather patterns have led to over 15 feet of snow ...
Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Electric Car Motors Linked to Increased Gun Violence

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DECEMBER 2 2015, PATTISON HEADQUARTERS, REDMOND WASHINGTON First, let me say that it’s been a while, and that we are truly sorry for ou...
Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Pumpkins Found to be Highly Intelligent

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October 27th, SPOOKY FOREST, SEATTLE Earlier this morning a group of fringe botanists revealed the results of a ten year longitudinal stud...
Monday, October 19, 2015

Empire Contractors Union Reveals New Death Star Design

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October 19th, DEATH STAR, ALDERAAN DUST CLOUD First Order troops gather for the christening of Star Killer Base In a bold move on Sund...